February 2011
When your vagina starts exploding blood;
thesetimesarecrazy:
At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
Nah, it’s more like HAHAHA FUCK YES I’M NOT PREGNANT.
January 2011
metalbeardo asked: ahhh thank you! moustache wax is like confidence in a tube... I feel like a million bucks every time I use it so you can count on more pics any time I take the effort to wax it.
I was hitting some random pages of your tumblr and your 666th post had me beaming. first, adorable :D but second I definitely celebrate every time I am shopping and it comes to $6.66 or when my odometer...
I was hitting some random pages of your tumblr and your 666th post had me beaming. first, adorable :D but second I definitely celebrate every time I am shopping and it comes to $6.66 or when my odometer...
overmyshoulderhedigsme asked: I love your blog--you are fierce! Here's to being fabulous. xx
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
ipecaccocktails:
pvcqueen:
Bitch, you know it.
Everyday.
That awkward moment when people think I'm...
-glass-onion-:
nothingwillbelost:
spreoccupied:
*le sigh*
Sorry I look like a girl.
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Also found out his middle name is Scott.
Making him Michael Scott.
You'd never think this dude cross dresses.
So my boo bear buzzed his hair and wore a sports jersey in the same day. I could not stop calling him my bro baby and cracking bro jokes all day. Every time he checks his phone: HEY BRO YOU CHECKIN THE SCORES?!! Siiiiigh. I crack myself up…
I am the ultimate cat lady.
I just downloaded a mobile pets application for my BlackCrackberry.
GOD DAMN ADORABLE.
"I'm woofing at all these guys and I haven't...
LOL WHAT? Oh, Marc <3
In the midst of a serious ass conversation with my...
“Maaaan, bitches gotta love theyself before they can be lovin other bitches.”
My vocabulary is legit as shit. And I call myself a writer…
I swear I'm not high
Even though I wish I was. But anyway I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA. I don’t know why. I’ve seen this before. But I wasn’t paying attention and when I looked down SHAZAAM it was there and now my makeups a mess because I’m fucking crying. I think it’s been so long since I’ve smoked that my brain is trying to recall the feeling without it.
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Me and my best friend have matching signs that say...
